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The Babysitter BSC-4 is the latest model in medical drone technology, providing care and protection for our little ones who just keep dying! Featuring a state-of-the art thermostatic, purified cabin which shields the child from outside contaminants and acid rain, this warm, safe cocoon monitors your baby’s vitals at all times!
Are you a modern Gray Zone parent tired of skyrocketing infant mortality rates? Stressed out by having to babysit while fighting bandits for food scraps at the same time? We’ve got just the right contraption for you!
Safety Warning: Products intended for Adult Collectors. Products may contain sharp points, small parts, choking hazards, and other elements not suitable for children under 10 years old.